"MAKE COUNTRY MAD AGAIN"

FASCIST ORANGE, the absolute worst living person you know, who somehow got re-elected to a major political office

WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?

Plural Nationality

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Superlative

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Negative Adjective

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Noun

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Direction

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Very Normal Person

Example: your next door neighbor

Deity

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Age Group

Example: tweens

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Country #1 is from

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Positive Adjective

Example: efficient

"My Fellow [PLURAL NATIONALITY]...

This nation used to be the [SUPERLATIVE] nation on Earth. But in these past [NUMBER] years, the previous administration has done a [NEGATIVE ADJECTIVE] job handling the [NOUN] situation, and they've allowed for far-[DIRECTION] radicals like [VERY NORMAL PERSON] to shape the country. Well, not anymore.

With my new administration, we will see a return to laws based on real values, the values that [DEITY] teaches us in [BOOK]. We are going to do something about the [HISTORICALLY MARGINALIZED GROUP] who are taking our [PLURAL NOUN]. We are going to protect our nation's [HISTORICALLY PRIVILEGED GROUP]. And finally, we are going to make sure our [AGE GROUP] learn that there are only [NUMBER] genders!

We are going to make [COUNTRY #1 IS FROM] [POSITIVE ADJECTIVE] again!"